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	<itunes:summary>Web shows for everyone!</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Ren LaForme</itunes:name>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Web shows for everyone!</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 13: Hey Chubby Cheeks!</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/06/everything-abridged-episode-13-hey-chubby-cheeks/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/06/everything-abridged-episode-13-hey-chubby-cheeks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Relive Casey&#8217;s days of being bullied and the recall the childhood product he used to retaliate, hear Ren&#8217;s account of a random allergic reaction at a bachelor party and try to puzzle together whether several sports team names are racist. Catch up on the news you need to know with a new segment we call [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Relive Casey&#039;s days of being bullied and the recall the childhood product he used to retaliate, hear Ren&#039;s account of a random allergic reaction at a bachelor party and try to puzzle together whether several sports team names are racist.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Relive Casey&#039;s days of being bullied and the recall the childhood product he used to retaliate, hear Ren&#039;s account of a random allergic reaction at a bachelor party and try to puzzle together whether several sports team names are racist. Catch up on the news you need to know with a new segment we call The Week That Was. Plus, we&#039;ve got some more TV and movie recommendations for you from across the pond.

Stay tuned for some major updates coming soon to Do This Thing!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>45:29</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 12: The Oily Discharge Comparison</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/05/everything-abridged-episode-12-the-oily-discharge-comparison/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/05/everything-abridged-episode-12-the-oily-discharge-comparison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 04:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Do This Thing!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our excessive Minecraft talk does not cease this episode. Neither does our love for LEGO, dinosaurs and space. We might as well be five years old. Plus, the worst senior prank ever gets the worst punishment ever, Ren&#8217;s thinking of using his student loan money to buy candles, and Casey confesses his love for Lena [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Our excessive Minecraft talk does not cease this episode. Neither does our love for LEGO, dinosaurs and space. We might as well be five years old. Plus, the worst senior prank ever gets the worst punishment ever,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Our excessive Minecraft talk does not cease this episode. Neither does our love for LEGO, dinosaurs and space. We might as well be five years old. Plus, the worst senior prank ever gets the worst punishment ever, Ren&#039;s thinking of using his student loan money to buy candles, and Casey confesses his love for Lena Dunham from &quot;Girls.&quot; All this and more on episode 12 of Everything (Abridged).</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>51:19</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 11: Hogan&#8217;s Heroes</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/05/everything-abridged-episode-11-hogans-heroes/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/05/everything-abridged-episode-11-hogans-heroes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Do This Thing!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Everything (Abridged)]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dothisthing.org/?p=265</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know. We&#8217;ve been gone for a long time and you&#8217;ve been worried about us. Worry no longer! We are back, and we&#8217;ve got a great story about why we missed an episode. It involves Hulk Hogan, an aggressive pickpocket and an amorous dolphin. If that&#8217;s not enough for you, we&#8217;ve figured out [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>I know, I know. We&#039;ve been gone for a long time and you&#039;ve been worried about us. Worry no longer! We are back, and we&#039;ve got a great story about why we missed an episode. It involves Hulk Hogan, an aggressive pickpocket and an amorous dolphin. - </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I know, I know. We&#039;ve been gone for a long time and you&#039;ve been worried about us. Worry no longer! We are back, and we&#039;ve got a great story about why we missed an episode. It involves Hulk Hogan, an aggressive pickpocket and an amorous dolphin.

If that&#039;s not enough for you, we&#039;ve figured out the most depressing place on earth, Casey has some stories about his trip to Washington D.C. and we have continued our hunger strike.

Also, I swear we&#039;re working on bigger and better episodes. Bear with us for now.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>50:15</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 9: The Invention of Fish Hop</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/05/everything-abridged-episode-9-the-invention-of-fish-hop/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/05/everything-abridged-episode-9-the-invention-of-fish-hop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 05:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[new music genres]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dothisthing.org/?p=263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Space Punk was last week&#8217;s new music genre. This week it&#8217;s Fish Hop. And everybody knows you can&#8217;t launch a successful genre without making a movie to go with it. Ours stars many of the greats: Alf, Paulie Shore, Shannon Elizabeth. You can&#8217;t go wrong. Casey also reveals his new Minecraft addiction. Welcome to the [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>fish hop,new music genres,shannon elizabeth movie,space punk,tags suck</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Space Punk was last week&#039;s new music genre. This week it&#039;s Fish Hop. And everybody knows you can&#039;t launch a successful genre without making a movie to go with it. Ours stars many of the greats: Alf, Paulie Shore, Shannon Elizabeth. You can&#039;t go wrong. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Space Punk was last week&#039;s new music genre. This week it&#039;s Fish Hop. And everybody knows you can&#039;t launch a successful genre without making a movie to go with it. Ours stars many of the greats: Alf, Paulie Shore, Shannon Elizabeth. You can&#039;t go wrong.

Casey also reveals his new Minecraft addiction. Welcome to the club.

Back to normal next week, but the episode will probably be a little late.

This episode is not safe for work.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>58:54</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 8: Who Poop Last?</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-8-who-poop-last/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-8-who-poop-last/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 07:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, patient listeners. I know this is three (four?) days late. I know it&#8217;s a little shorter than you&#8217;re used to. I know I never put links in the description for the last episode. But Casey and I are done with school (me for the semester, him for good) next week. We&#8217;re going to go [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>imaginary friends,seriously who reads these tags and are they good for anything?,who poop last</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Greetings, patient listeners. I know this is three (four?) days late. I know it&#039;s a little shorter than you&#039;re used to. I know I never put links in the description for the last episode. - But Casey and I are done with school (me for the semester,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Greetings, patient listeners. I know this is three (four?) days late. I know it&#039;s a little shorter than you&#039;re used to. I know I never put links in the description for the last episode.

But Casey and I are done with school (me for the semester, him for good) next week. We&#039;re going to go hog wild once that happens. Until then, you get silly episodes like this one, and Greg (Gary? Mickey?) will be a constant guest.

ENJOY!

 

P.S. There are outtakes.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>42:53</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 7: Dinklage 2012</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-7-dinklage-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-7-dinklage-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 06:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big moves this week. Big moves. We&#8217;re not eating a morsel, not a speck, not even the crumbs too small for the mice to notice until Peter Dinklage is invited to host Saturday Night Live. More on that, plus your links, in the morning.]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Big moves this week. Big moves. We&#039;re not eating a morsel, not a speck, not even the crumbs too small for the mice to notice until Peter Dinklage is invited to host Saturday Night Live. - More on that, plus your links, in the morning.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Big moves this week. Big moves. We&#039;re not eating a morsel, not a speck, not even the crumbs too small for the mice to notice until Peter Dinklage is invited to host Saturday Night Live.

More on that, plus your links, in the morning.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>54:58</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 6: We Let the Dogs Out</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-6-we-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-6-we-let-the-dogs-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 04:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gravy wrestling]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mtv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neil degrasse tyson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We try to figure out the value of &#8220;Who Let The Dogs Out?&#8221; by the Baha Men, Ren gives an impassioned rant about people who conspicuously hate Nickelback, and we proclaim &#8220;Next&#8221; to be the rudest MTV show ever made. Plus, Casey talks some baseball and we make a common kitchen appliance the AWESOME THING [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>allison williams,brian williams,girls,gravy wrestling,james cameron,mad men,mtv,neil degrasse tyson,next,the lumineers,who let the dogs out</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>We try to figure out the value of &quot;Who Let The Dogs Out?&quot; by the Baha Men, Ren gives an impassioned rant about people who conspicuously hate Nickelback, and we proclaim &quot;Next&quot; to be the rudest MTV show ever made. Plus,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We try to figure out the value of &quot;Who Let The Dogs Out?&quot; by the Baha Men, Ren gives an impassioned rant about people who conspicuously hate Nickelback, and we proclaim &quot;Next&quot; to be the rudest MTV show ever made. Plus, Casey talks some baseball and we make a common kitchen appliance the AWESOME THING OF THE WEEK.

In lieu of a guest this week, we read a story from our friend Josh Newman, the editor-in-chief of Generation Magazine in Buffalo. His story is &quot;The &#039;Tirst.&quot; It&#039;s from a series of articles he completed while attending Trinity College in Dublin as part of a study abroad program.

This show is not safe for work.

Links for this episode:

Casey&#039;s recommendations: 


	NONE! Casey is trying really hard to get a master&#039;s degree.

Ren&#039;s recommendations:

	The Lumineers, a great folk-inspired band from Denver, Colo. Check out &quot;Ho Hey,&quot; currently free in iTunes.
	This &quot;Mad Men&quot; theme interpretation featuring Allison Williams. Williams is the daughter of NBC news anchor Brian Williams and will appear in the new HBO show &quot;Girls&quot; this month.

Stuff we talked about:

	This FUCKING awful song.
	Next, the worst MTV show in the world.
	Neil deGrasse Tyson schools James Cameron on stars
	Another just terrible song.
	A big thing made of little things is eating the Titanic (!)
	The best headline in the world. Hint: it involves gravy wrestling, professional models and sex
	Apple is slated to top Google
	Google&#039;s glasses (our opinions are split)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:01:48</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 5: Dissecting a Jimmy Buffett Concert feat. Angus Hill</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-5-dissecting-a-jimmy-buffett-concert-feat-angus-hill/</link>
		<comments>http://dothisthing.org/2012/04/everything-abridged-episode-5-dissecting-a-jimmy-buffett-concert-feat-angus-hill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 07:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who goes to a Jimmy Buffett concert? Why do they go? What sorts of wild creatures can you expect when you are there? What is that weird hand gesture they&#8217;re doing during that song? Everything (Abridged) conducts a scientific study to answer these questions and more with our guest, Angus Hill (follow him on Twitter), [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>artichoke dip,babysitters 2007,bad lieutenant,bat mobile pulled over,benedict timothy carlton cumber batch,bin laden&#039;s kids,Cincinnati,cities xl,crack berry,drunk bohemian rhapsody,drunk queen singer,ellen degeneres ride</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Who goes to a Jimmy Buffett concert? Why do they go? What sorts of wild creatures can you expect when you are there? What is that weird hand gesture they&#039;re doing during that song? Everything (Abridged) conducts a scientific study to answer these quest...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Who goes to a Jimmy Buffett concert? Why do they go? What sorts of wild creatures can you expect when you are there? What is that weird hand gesture they&#039;re doing during that song? Everything (Abridged) conducts a scientific study to answer these questions and more with our guest, Angus Hill (follow him on Twitter), who just went to his first Jimmy Buffett concert.

One question we don&#039;t answer is what a quiche is. Turns out it is a savory, open-faced pastry crust dish with a filling of custard with cheese, meat and vegetables. Who knew? Also, to answer a thought-provoking question we bring up, this is what an artichoke looks like:


Casey tells us the first thing he would have done if he were Che Guevara, and the sad reason he never smoked his Cuban cigar. Plus, talk about exciting new video games, why Electronic Arts sucks and more. And we can&#039;t close out the show without an update about Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. All this and more on Everything (Abridged).
This show is not safe for work.

Links for this episode:

Casey&#039;s recommendations: 


	Right Guard Cooling Gel: The best deodorant to smear all over your body. Possibly contains Icy Hot.
	Star Walk for iPad: Because finding constellations that don&#039;t look like what they&#039;re supposed to look like doesn&#039;t have to be difficult.


Ren&#039;s recommendations:


	&quot;Babysitters&quot; (2007): The darkest movie we&#039;ve recommended so far on Everything (Abridged).
	&quot;Bad Lieutenant&quot; (1992): ...until five minutes later when we recommend this one.

Stuff we talked about:

	The infamous drunk guy singing Queen like a boss
	360 degree views of last year&#039;s Vancouver riots, eh?
	Quiche. Sounds yummy.
	Jimmy Buffett&#039;s trip to Tampa this year
	Parrotheads. Still a weird name.
	How to jump a car (Alternatively, Evel Knievel jumping cars)
	Sim City 5!!!
	Cities XL, also known by the name &quot;NotSimCity&quot;
	Fans disappointed by Mass Effect 3 endings
	Titanic 3D: &quot;Boobs poking you in the face&quot;
	OMFG BBQ GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2!!!1one
	Osama bin Laden got it on while in hiding
	Looks like the Blackberry is doomed
	Medical science is taking a cue from Muppet Babies, the Rugrats and Ms. Frizzle
	Ellen&#039;s very awesome Epcot ride
	Batman was pulled over by the cops
	And check out Rob Smith&#039;s new sports show on Do This Thing!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:13:32</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 4: The Fred Savage Confession</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/03/everything-abridged-episode-4-the-fred-savage-confession/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Fast-paced new theme music, some fresh coffee and a heartwarming confession about one of America’s most loved child stars. Could this episode start any better? - From an affirmation of the joy of taking a long pee to the phenomenon of LEGO shaming,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Fast-paced new theme music, some fresh coffee and a heartwarming confession about one of America’s most loved child stars. Could this episode start any better?

From an affirmation of the joy of taking a long pee to the phenomenon of LEGO shaming, this episode is chock full of stuff that’ll make you go wowee, egads or maybe even gadzooks.

Perpetual nerd girl and fanfiction enthusiast Keeley Sheehan is back on the show to tell us why “The Hunger Games” isn’t just for people who devoured the books, and why offscreen violence in films is often more effective.

And if you liked our spontaneous approximation of the Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music from the last show, you’ll really love it when we break out into not one, but two different ’90s dittys in this one.

Ren finally addresses those pesky electronic cigarettes in Noun Shout (nobody else is doing it!) and Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch returns to close out the show. It’s Everything (Abridged).

This show is probably not safe for work.

 

Links for this episode:

Casey’s recommendation

	10 O’Clock Live, another British series recommended by our all-American hunk

Ren’s recommendations

	Julia Nunes, possibly the cutest thing in this world with a ukelele
	Towns, a new game that puts you in the role of, well, a town.
	Dead Heat. The ’80s are dead. Long live the ’80s.

Stuff we talked about:

	LEGO Friends: LEGOs for girls
	Nickelodeon’s GUTS: Do do do do you have it?
	Legends of the Hidden Temple: Watch out for the trees
	Moira Quirk doing standup. Mo!
	Google’s new use for the annoying background noise during a phone call
	NASA uses its time away from space flight to learn how to create supernovas
	The high-tech eraser: a green laser that erases printer ink
	Sex, showers and alcohol: We give it all up for five more minutes on Facebook
	Director James Cameron visits the deepest part of the ocean
	The Silent Wonder Years
	Lego LOTR: One set of LEGOs to rule them all
	Legoland Florida: Not creepy for us to go together?
	The jerk nerds at UB Memes
	Crossfire: the Hunger Games of the 1980s
	A directory of obstacles on Family Double Dare (I shit thee not)
	Kevin Rose on Google+
	Ice on Mercury
	Contribution to our parents’ adolescent sank bank
	Ashton Kutcher in spaaaaaaaace
	James Cameron in waaaaater
	Ed Miliband, a total nerd</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:13:13</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Everything (Abridged) Episode 3: Helium and Red Bull</title>
		<link>http://dothisthing.org/2012/03/everything-abridged-episode-3-helium-and-red-bull/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 07:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ren LaForme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can skydiving be a profession? Does the founder of Red Bull look like Guy Fieri? What show is being canceled due to dead horses? What did Ren do over spring break? These burning questions and more will all be answered in this week&#8217;s episode of Everything (Abridged). This week&#8217;s noun shout ranges from eccentric billionaires [...]]]></description>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Can skydiving be a profession? Does the founder of Red Bull look like Guy Fieri? What show is being canceled due to dead horses? What did Ren do over spring break? These burning questions and more will all be answered in this week&#039;s episode of Everythi...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Can skydiving be a profession? Does the founder of Red Bull look like Guy Fieri? What show is being canceled due to dead horses? What did Ren do over spring break? These burning questions and more will all be answered in this week&#039;s episode of Everything (Abridged).

This week&#039;s noun shout ranges from eccentric billionaires to Mexico&#039;s most dubious export, and from a whimsical instrument used by felines to one religion&#039;s most prominent figure.

This week&#039;s show should have featured a segment about video games starring Ren&#039;s brother Corey and close Do This Thing! friend Jared Burdick, but an audio snafu messed up the segment. Corey recommended &quot;Twisted Metal,&quot; a Playstation 3 game about cars blowing up other cars. Jared recommended the highly anticipated &quot;Diablo III,&quot; which is finally being released on May 15. If you&#039;d still like to listen to the segment, check it out here.

This show is probably not safe for work. There are F-words!

Links for this episode:

Casey’s Recommendations

	Sherlock, pulled from Casey&#039;s deep knowledge of British TV
	Join Us, a smart and whimsical new(ish) album from nerd favorite band They Might Be Giants

Ren&#039;s Recommendations

	21 Jump Street, a remake of the classic TV show chock full of Jonah Hill and Channing Tater Tots
	Take Me Home Tonight, because it&#039;s not as bad as the trailers made it look
	Tinderbox, an honest-to-god serious recommendation

Stuff we talked about:

	The hilariously named Felix Baumgartner and his descent from a very high helium balloon: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gv4i6pr3nXzcjOFLzArFvqty66xg?docId=4ff8208b044247acb1f74ee0b8a2cd32
	Red Bull founder is dead: http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-03-19/chaleo-red-bull-co-founder-and-thailand-s-3rd-richest-man-dies
	That awful Sonic drowning noise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
	Busch Gardens Tampa: http://seaworldparks.com/en/buschgardens-tampa
	The Egg Platter in Pinellas Park, Fla.: http://maps.google.com/maps?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=egg+platter&amp;fb=1&amp;gl=us&amp;hq=egg+platter&amp;hnear=0x88c2e663693aaa41:0x4cc4003bcd48bff,St.+Petersburg,+FL&amp;cid=0,0,11828659733822347497&amp;ei=YTJoT8mrCaHnsQLL8cCHCQ&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=local_result&amp;ct=image&amp;ved=0CCQQ_BI
	The juicy loosey: http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2007/05/recipe_the_juicy_loosey.html
	HBO&#039;s &quot;Luck&quot;: http://www.hbo.com/luck/index.html
	HBO&#039;s &quot;Luck&quot; canceled: http://articles.boston.com/2012-03-17/ae/31205405_1_horse-death-jockeys-high-strung-animals
	Have online comments become a joke?: http://articles.cnn.com/2012-03-11/tech/tech_web_online-comments-sxsw_1_comments-dov-charney-sites?_s=PM:TECH</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Ren LaForme</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>50:55</itunes:duration>
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