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Brain Gold Episode 6: MOG NAIRB

by Ren LaForme on April 9, 2012

Manny is back from Las Vegas this week and he is suspiciously mum about the activities he engaged in while he was gone. Dan reveals to the world that he finally started a Twitter account–so we help him find people to follow–and the fact that he is a Hakeem Olajuwan expert. He also has some pretty strong opinions about Kevin Federline. Dan refers to himself as a cute piggy at one point, and the show devolves into a depraved version of “would you rather.”

Also on the show: Learn some Joe Pesci philosophy, the Amelia Groundhart 2012 campaign, and Patrick Swayze’s role in Ren moving his studio into a new room.


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It’s the significant other episode of Brain Gold. Mine and Dan’s leading ladies joined us and I literally had to cut out a half of an hour worth of talk about cooking asparagus, Pinterest and the intricacies of the hunger games.

Nati teaches us some weird Brazilian sayings, most of which involve farm animals. That’s when the pig curls its tail. Keeley gives us a straight and simple answer about what she would do with a half a billion dollars and Dan figures out a follow-up fad to planking and Tebowing involving one of America’s greatest literary icons.

Brain Gold Answers is back. We take Yahoo! Answer’s stupidest questions and respond with stupid answers.

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Everything (Abridged) Episode 4: The Fred Savage Confession

by Ren LaForme March 27, 2012

Fast-paced new theme music, some fresh coffee and a heartwarming confession about one of America’s most loved child stars. Could this episode start any better? From an affirmation of the joy of taking a long pee to the phenomenon of LEGO shaming, this episode is chock full of stuff that’ll make you go wowee, egads […]

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Brain Gold Episode 4: Throats and Scrotes feat. Christopher Guinn

by Ren LaForme March 26, 2012

Wondering what that beautiful island is in the image above? It’s the Dry Tortugas. Guest host Christopher Guinn tells us a tale about the island involving cheap liquor and a quest for a babe in a white bikini. Half of the episode is dedicated to nostalgia… the sweet nostalgia of getting our asses kicked. Chris […]

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Brain Gold Episode 2: Jennifer Aniston Sucks

by Ren LaForme March 12, 2012

If you love Jennifer Aniston or Adele, you’ll hate this episode of Brain Gold. We struggle again to set up a suitable intro for the show and then somehow start talking about old comedies. Then Ren’s “Game of Thrones” love starts spilling out and he rambles about wearing a hat. Ever wonder about regional vocabularies? […]

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Brain Gold Episode 1: Mr. Dickhausen

by Ren LaForme March 5, 2012

It’s the inaugural episode of Brain Gold and everybody brought his A game. Join us as we talk about Jonah Hill’s weird post-weight loss looks, we explore whether Rooney Mara and Andy Rooney are related, and as Dan talks about an elementary school friend who shaved “nicotine patches” into his hair. Plus, we unveil our […]

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